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True life.
Alissa and I were making brownies but when we took them out of the oven we realized that we had forgotten eggs so it was just a bunch of hot chocolate goop and then my dad did something and I went into the kitchen and there was a pan of perfectly good brownies on the stove and so long story made short, my dad is a wizard.
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My friend posted a picture of a second piercing she got in her ear and this was my English teacher’s response:
On Sunday I was waiting around in the parking lot before my graduation ceremony and this man in a truck parked next to my car and said to Alissa and I, “Happy belated Mother’s Day, and if not yet, then one day. God bless you.” and then as he was leaving the parking lot he knocked over a traffic cone, got out of his car, screamed his apologies to the traffic control worker, picked up the cone, and left. So that was cool, then I got my high school diploma and today I got a really pretty new pair of knitting needles and I don’t expect you to appreciate them as I do.
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In my English class we’re doing speeches about our “Personal Legends” (because of The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho) and it’s pretty much just our life story and what we want to do in the future, things like that, and today this kid went up and started talking about how he wanted to be a snake milker? I have no idea if he was serious or not so I have no idea if it was funny or not?
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