May 2012
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Alissa and I were making brownies but when we took them out of the oven we realized that we had forgotten eggs so it was just a bunch of hot chocolate goop and then my dad did something and I went into the kitchen and there was a pan of perfectly good brownies on the stove and so long story made short, my dad is a wizard.
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My friend posted a picture of a second piercing she got in her ear and this was my English teacher’s response:
On Sunday I was waiting around in the parking lot before my graduation ceremony and this man in a truck parked next to my car and said to Alissa and I, “Happy belated Mother’s Day, and if not yet, then one day. God bless you.” and then as he was leaving the parking lot he knocked over a traffic cone, got out of his car, screamed his apologies to the traffic control worker, picked...
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gettingbyonasmile replied to your video: I was going through everything on my laptop so I…
You guys make my life.
YOU’RE PRETTY
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I was going through everything on my laptop so I can return it to the school tomorrow and I found this video that Alissa, Ben, Ashley, and I made for a project about logical fallacies for English class
We all thought it was really funny but then we played it to the class and nobody laughed at any of it so oh well
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In my English class we’re doing speeches about our “Personal Legends” (because of The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho) and it’s pretty much just our life story and what we want to do in the future, things like that, and today this kid went up and started talking about how he wanted to be a snake milker? I have no idea if he was serious or not so I have no idea if it was funny or...
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April 2012
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calif0rniah:
They should just add an “omg” key to keyboards
This would have the potential to create really awful typos
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Cool story, earlier I knocked down an open water bottle and didn’t realize it and I came back to the scene like 8 hours later and I said to myself, “Hey, where’s that water bottle?” and I looked down and it had landed perfectly onto a roll of paper towels so there isn’t a drop of water on the floor but the entire roll of paper towels is ruined
vustinjernon:
imagine an entire crowd of english speaking teenagers attempting to sing sigur ros lyrics in unison
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Wow what a day. What a day.
Eric Marienthal and Wayne Bergeron came to town to play with the two high school jazz bands and do master classes and stuff and it was really cool. Like…. really cool. In the middle of the Q&A a kid asked which of the Hunting Wabbits was their favorite and they couldn’t decide so Eric Marienthal says, “Well, why don’t we just call...
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Anonymous asked: how do you get your font small...
i whisper very softly to the keyboard
March 2012
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How To Be Single:
When people ask you how things are going you tell them...
– Ryan O’Connell, Thought Catalog (via prima-volta)
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Got back from a jazz festival in Powell today and the only significant thing that happened was eating “Rocky Mountain oysters” (cow testicles) and we sure did have a ball (pun intended). Oh and UNT One O’Clock was AH so good. AH. Really, really great. I…. want to see them again. Right now. dfghlkjdfglkdjflkhj
Ten rape prevention tips:
coerulescens:
1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.
2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.
5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
6. Never creep into a woman’s...
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On Tuesday the vet said we could have our dog back on Wednesday, then on Wednesday they said Thursday, then on Thursday they said Saturday, and now they’re saying Monday. I think they just want my dog for keepsies
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annefranksgasmask:
fensti:
annefranksgasmask:
school would be 800% better if there was no math involved
If no math was involved how would you know it was 800% better?
brandnewswastikas:
Whispering “Daddy needs a new pair of shoes,” into the ear of every employee at Foot Locker
some excerpts from the Air Bud series wikipedia...
tetanus2012:
Air Bud
Josh soon learns that Buddy has the uncanny ability to play basketball.
Air Bud: Golden Receiver
…he discovers that Buddy also has an uncanny ability to play the sport of football.
Air Bud: World Pup
Next, it is discovered that Buddy also has the uncanny ability to play soccer.
Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch
…Buddy also has the uncanny ability to play...
Anonymous asked: I just want you to know ... you are such an amazing person!! You make me smile! I think you are awesome!! Stay you!
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It’s Pi Day so my friends and I went to Perkins and got pie and ate it at 1:59 so uh here’s a picture
Then the funny part is that we ran into a math teacher buying pie for his classes. Anyway, then we went to Rachel’s house and knitted and we’re thinking of starting an official knitting club.
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