March 2012
My mom was really upset about Davy Jones’ death, she said, “But I was supposed to marry him! I said so when I was eleven.”
February 2012
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Fun Fact!
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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creative-url-here asked: HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY!!!
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paint your own nebula →
I was asked if I would be interested in being involved in a student directed play and I want to know what the play is about but it has a really long title and the only word I remember is “unicorn”. Try Googling that one.
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Anonymous asked: HEY GUESS WHO THIS IS.
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Okay I’m done with this now
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I’m so close
I…. have never been happier
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This is ridiculous, I quit this dumb game
First I got put in Tokyo and I almost screamed and I had to close out of the page because let’s get real, I was never going to find that airport, and now here I am in Mathry, Pembrokeshire, UK? No.
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AH and I didn’t talk about this but on opening night the “Phantoms of the opera” (it was supposed to be a secret but I know who they are so oh well) gave all of the pit and crew members flowers and it was really nice! The only reason I bring this up now is because my cat ate all of the leaves and part of the stem last night.
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Tonight during intermission a woman came up to the pit and started raving about the horn section and the other horn player and I were really confused because we weren’t sure she was talking about us but then she pointed at us and yelled “I’M TALKING TO THE TWO OF YOU!” and it was weird and funny. We have our own fan base.
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cdiganon:
roses are dead
violets are too
i’m not really good at gardening
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Look at me and my twin!
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MAN I haven’t posted in a while. I only post things when I have something funny to say. Should I post this?
Yesterday I was a mime and today I bowled a 54 hahahahah
January 2012
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YES
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Alissa took my phone to use for the week so I’m using Google Voice to contact her and my phone is in my Google Voice contacts as “Myself” so when I text my phone it labels the conversation as “Me to Myself” LOL LOOK
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Wait
Game of Thrones didn’t win
I don’t know what to say
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I wonder if I could get some money to go see a movie because all my friends are at All-State until Wednesday and I’m not because I’m terrible. If I had a dollar for every time someone has said to me “You’re not going to All-State?”, I would have enough money to go to a movie.
Barack Obama singing Born This Way
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There’s this boy in my English class, and he never shows any emotion, he just looks really discontent all the time. Today I looked over at him and he was pulling a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of his backpack that had been squished to oblivion. He was just looking at it with his usual angry face and then he put it back in his backpack without showing any signs of disappointment or...
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Pit rehearsal was great today. Not to toot my own horn but I played pretty well. That was funny because I’m a horn player and that’s all I was doing was tooting my own horn
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I had a crazy dream last night, I was in my bedroom and in my room there’s a random door that doesn’t open and it’s just there and we’ve never been sure why, but in my dream it actually led to someone else’s house so we went through it and messed with all of their stuff and we, like, baked cookies in their kitchen and stuff. And also I couldn’t bend my thumb? It...
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cisgender:
I’ve been laughing about this for days.
winged-cyborg:
cosmo sex tip #56:
when they least expect it, steal the declaration of independence
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michal-neuvirth:
“i haven’t showered since last year”
“2011 seems like it was yesterday”
“i haven’t talked to you since la-
Man! I haven’t reblogged something this funny since, like, 2011!
I’m going to knit a scarf in 2012. If I accomplish anything in the next 366 days, it will be that. By the end of 2012, I will have a scarf.
December 2011
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eggshells replied to your post: I woke up at 6:30 this morning because my sister…
You forgot the part where you woke me up so rudely!
No that was Baxter