Alissa took my phone to use for the week so I’m using Google Voice to contact her and my phone is in my Google Voice contacts as “Myself” so when I text my phone it labels the conversation as “Me to Myself” LOL LOOK

Wait
Game of Thrones didn’t win
I don’t know what to say
Wow, I was sitting here just a few seconds ago like, “Wow, hasn’t anyone made a gif of that yet?” and here we go
Man, but you know those virtual haircut websites? I’ve been doing that for a good portion of my day and this is the winner I think:

Where would we be without the internet?
I wonder if I could get some money to go see a movie because all my friends are at All-State until Wednesday and I’m not because I’m terrible.
If I had a dollar for every time someone has said to me “You’re not going to All-State?”, I would have enough money to go to a movie.
There’s this boy in my English class, and he never shows any emotion, he just looks really discontent all the time. Today I looked over at him and he was pulling a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of his backpack that had been squished to oblivion. He was just looking at it with his usual angry face and then he put it back in his backpack without showing any signs of disappointment or surprise or anything.